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A brunette, red-head and a blonde were sentenced

A brunette, red-head and a blonde were sentenced to death and are all about to be killed by a firing squad.

The brunette is first to face the firing squad. The firing squad ready themselves, “READY, AIM -“”TSUNAMI!” the brunette screams. The firing squad look around for the tsunami and sea nothing (geddit…?). In that brief moment, the brunette had managed to escape her peril.

The red-head is next in line. The firing squad begins, “READY, AIM -” “TORNADO!” The red-head yells. The firing squad twist their heads around in a panic, to find no tornado and…no red-head. She too had escaped.

Finally, it was the blondes turn. The firing squad prepared themselves, “READY, AIM-” “FIRE!” Yelled the blonde.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

A brunette was jogging

A brunette was jogging through the park when she found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, and of course a genie appeared out of nowhere.

“You are allowed three wishes,” the genie informed her. “But, I must warn you — anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”

“Okay,” the brunette said warily. “Give me a nice house.”

The genie waved his arms and replied, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”

Planning her wishes carefully, the brunette said, “For my second wish, give me a gorgeous man.”

“Okay,” the genie replied, waving his arms. “You now have one gorgeous man, and all the blondes have two.”

“Fine. For my last wish,” the brunette said craftily, “I want you to take that stick over there and beat me half to death.”

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English, French, Blonde and a brunette

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The brunette thinks ‘I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.’

The blonde thinks ‘I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.’

The Frenchman thinks ‘I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.’

The Englishman thinks ‘I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.’

There was a competition to swim

There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke. Three women signed up for the race — a Blonde, a Redhead, and a Brunette.

After approximately 14 hours, the Blonde staggered up onto the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later, the Redhead crawled onto the beach in second place.

Nearly 4 hours later, the Brunette finally stumbled ashore and collapsed in front of the worried crowd. Several journalists surrounded her and asked why it had taken so long for her to finish the race.

“Well, I don’t want to sound like a sore loser,” she said. “But I’m pretty sure those two other girls were using their arms.”